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Sunday, 21 September 2008

  • 一個中國人幸福的一天!

    一個中國人幸福的一天!早晨起床,掀開黑心綿作的被子,用致癌牙膏刷完牙,喝杯過了期的碘超標還摻了三聚氰胺的牛奶,吃根柴油炸的洗衣粉油條,外加一個蘇丹紅鹹蛋,在票販子手裡買張車票,準時趕到地下煙廠上班,九點三十分偷偷用山寨手機看股票從 6124.04點跌到1240.46點,中午在餐館點一盤用地溝油炒的避孕藥喂的黃膳,再加一碟敵敵畏噴過的白菜,盛兩碗杯陳化糧煮的毒米飯;晚上蒸一盤病的瘦肉精養大的死豬肉做的臘肉,沾上點毛髮勾兌的毒醬油,夾兩片大糞水浸泡的臭豆腐,還有用福爾馬林泡過的涼拌海蜇皮,抓兩個添加了漂白粉和吊白塊的大饅頭,還喝上兩杯富含甲醇的白酒。唉……這日子過的真是那個爽!!

Monday, 18 August 2008

  • Square Root of 3

    I fear that I will always be
    A lonely number like root three \sqrt{3}

    A three is all that's good and right,
    Why must my three keep out of sight
    Beneath a vicious square root sign,
    I wish instead I were a nine

    For nine could thwart this evil trick,
    with just some quick arithmetic

    I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
    Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

    When hark! What is this I see,
    Another square root of a three

    Has quietly come waltzing by,
    Together now we multiply
    To form a number we prefer,
    Rejoicing as an integer

    We break free from our mortal bonds
    And with a wave of magic wands

    Our square root signs become unglued
    And love for me has been renewed.

Saturday, 16 August 2008

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

  • 捐錢有用?


      地震都過左一段日子,電視台日日都播要人去捐錢捐錢再捐錢。
      問題係根本無用。
      乜叫中國加油? 自文革時代人人搞公社 人人乞米到開放之後。
      有人變有錢,有人變好有錢。

      以為有錢左,衫好左,食好左就係文明既進步?幼稚!

      整個精神文明都未發展!一大班災民奉旨拎物資。大家去住帳蓬!
      救災人員都怕有瘟疫,不過你有你怕,佢有佢災民係郊野大小二便。
      為既只有自私,中國加油? 加咩油?

      唔同情災民,一定係冷血
      唔同意中國政府,一定係壞人
      唔去認同中國政府既救援,一定係賣國賊

      很好! 我係冷血壞人賣國賊。

      係時候搞奧運,我地望下有無中國人會在奧運記起地震既死人。
      仲有四川小學害死既二百個小學生,建豆腐渣既偉大承建商叫叫加油。
      反正有地震塌屋係合理,天災不可抗力

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